Sunday, February 8, 2015

Fantasy vs Reality No 4

One fine night in the bedroom

Fantasy
A: Dear, I'm going out station tomorrow could you please pack my bag for five days?
B: All right, Dear.  Which bag are you taking with you?
A: I think that black one on the right would do.  Thanks Dear.
B: No problem.  My pleasure.


Reality
A: I'm going out station tomorrow could you please pack my bag for five days?
B: All right, Dear.  Which bag are you taking with you?
A: Do you need to ask which bag? Don't you know which bag I usually bring?

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Fantasy vs Reality No 3

Their child is having a fever one afternoon.  After attending to the child, sponged him and gave him medicine, the temperature is still high.  B decided to call A at the office to seek comfort.

Fantasy

B: Hello dear.  I call to tell you that our child is having a fever.  I've given him medicine but the temperature won't go down.
A:  All right, don't panic dear. I am sorry that I can't go back now and you have to handle it alone. Please call a cab and take him to a clinic.  Don't worry too much.  He'll get better soon.


Reality

B: Hello dear.  I call to tell you that our child is having a fever.  I've given him medicine but the temperature won't go down.
A: Why do you call me? Can't you take him to a clinic?  You know even if you call me I can't do anything! Just call a cab and go!

Fantasy vs Reality No 2

Lunch time

Fantasy

B is serving lunch while A waits at the dining table.  When lunch is served..
A: Wow! Looks delicious! Thank you dear.  Come and sit beside me and let's have lunch together.


Reality

B is serving lunch while A waits at the dining table.  When lunch is served..
A:  The chair I am sitting is creaking. (Change chair) While I am having lunch, go and get the tools and tighten all these chairs.

Fantasy vs Reality No 1

On a Sunday morning.

Fantasy

A:  What is for breakfast?
B:  I thought you would wake up late as usual, so I am preparing lunch.
A:  Oh, well.  It is okay. Let's go and have breakfast outside then.

Reality

A:  What is for breakfast?
B:  I thought you would wake up late as usual, so I am preparing lunch.
A:  Come on!  It's Sunday. I thought Sunday is the only day I could enjoy a decent breakfast at home.
B:  I am really sorry. (Numb but continue cooking for lunch since A has gone out)

When A returns,
B:  So you still want me to prepare for your breakfast?
A:  Don't bother! I have taken my breakfast outside!